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American Horror Story Freak Show Episode 2 Precap: Matinees and Massacres
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: This is blog is spoiler-ish, but not enough to spoil your freaky fun. Get ready freaktards because we are about to be thrilled & scared shitless again for another 90...
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Urethra Franklin’s Brilliant Observations of American Horror Story Episode 2
Our AHS expert, UF is having a busy week. These recaps take him several hours to perfect and he just can’t fit it in this week. However, he didn’t want you guys not to have a place to talk and …...
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WWHL Guest List Updates: GREAT NEWS FOR AHS: FREAKTARDS!
Here at TT we have a very special group of cool kids, affectionately called the freaktards that gather together here to discuss American Horror Story. Let’s just say they are going to be VERY...
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American Horror Story: Freak Show
By: Urethra Franklin Hallo mein liebchen Freaktards! Every year AHS does a 2 part Halloween episode and tonight is part 1, and we will find out who the baddest witch in town is. Ooopsie wrong season....
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American Horror Story: Freak Show
By: Urethra Franklin The American Morbidity Museum is jam packed with memorabilia & specimens of medical oddities of both humans & animals. If you pause & look at the close-ups shots of the...
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American Horror Story: Freak Show Teaser Precap Episode 4, Killers & Kinky...
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoiler-ish so spank me. Last week Elsa Mars’ song summoned me to download “Gods and Monsters” as well as Mr. Hot Goth Mordrake & his 2nd evil face to the Freak Show....
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American Horror Story Freak Show: Perverts, Freaks & Clowns Episode 4 Recap
By Urethra Franklin Late at night with creeping green smoke Edward Mordrake’s enslaved spirit drifts through the circus grounds visiting each freak. Legless Suzy tries to escape, but Mordrake grabs her...
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American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 5 “Pink Cupcakes” (Preview)
By Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoiler-ish like poisoned cupcakes. In last week’s episode there was a lot of character development & shocking moments. Dandy killed our favorite sassy maid Dora over...
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American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 5 Recap Pink Cupcakes & Hookers
By: Urethra Franklin In a fantasy scene, The Morbidity Museum is hosting an elegant gala to unveil their newest exhibit of “Modern Mutations” provided by Stanley, or whatever his alias is in this...
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American Horror Story: FreakShow Precap Episode 6 “Bullseye”
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoilers that may or may not be true. Just sayin’. What does Gloria do for her psychotic man-child when he comes home bloodied after murdering a male prostitute? She gives...
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American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 6 Recap Secret Lovers and Cuddle...
By: Urethra Franklin Fate. Destiny. Luck… That is what the bullseye wheel represents. Elsa narrates that in life we make all sorts of choices, but none of it matters because we all are spinning on the...
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American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 7, Test of Strength (Precap)
By: Urethra Franklin Warning Freaktards: MAJOR SPOILERS WOW tonight’s episode of American Horror Story: Freak Show is going to be good & bad with violence, music, sex, and heartbreaking DEATH!...
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American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 8 “Blood Bath” (Precap)
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoilers below, but I don’t name names. Welcome back Freaktards! Though it was only a one week break from AHS, it felt longer to me. That’s probably due to the fact that I...
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American Horror Story Freak Show Episode 8 Blood Bath & Beyond (Recap)
By: Urethra Franklin Gloria Mott is lying on Dr. Feinbloom’s couch, her therapist whose face we never see. She is anxiously smoking a cigarette while playing with her gold lighter. She tearfully vents...
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American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 9 “Tupperware Party Massacre” (Precap)
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoilers below if you consider a pic of Dandy naked a spoiler. Originally several weeks ago it was reported that the title of AHS: Freak Show episode 9 was “The Fat Lady...
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American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 9 Two Heads, Double The Fun (Recap)
By: Urethra Franklin Dandy visit’s Maggie at the Freak Show for a fortune reading because he’s having some bad luck with the ladies. She tells him that his voice is very familiar. Maybe if he calls her...
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American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 10 “Orphans” (Precap)
By: Urethra Franklin Tonight’s Freak Show is what fans have been eagerly waiting for, an episode with extra Pepper! It is the midseason finale before the holiday break that will connect Season 4 with...
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American Horror Story: Freak Show “Magical Thinking” (Precap)
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: SPOILER ALERT with the Mother of all spoilers too. Happy New Year Freaktards! I’m experiencing a holiday hangover after spending over two weeks with three generations of...
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American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 12- “Show Stoppers” Precap
Warning: Spoilers & Spoiler pictures below By: Urethra Franklin Thank you Freaktards for all the well wishes & health tips you gave me last week. I’m feeling better, but I really need some...
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American Horror Story: Freak Show Season Finale “Curtain Call” (Precap)
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoilers below Well Freaktards I’m sad to say that the Freak Show ends tonight. Though last week’s episode had a season finale feel to it, we still need to find out the...
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